cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
"These Damn KIDS"
Arrietty’s song - The Secret Life of Arrietty
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.
THE LAST ONE
i fuckin raise you:
It’s not about
the level of
It’s the fact
about the world
THE PIKACHU ONE MESSED ME UP DURING MY CHILDHOOD; I HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. MY MOM BANNED ME FROM WATCHING IT. THATS HOW BAD IT WAS.
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i lost it
That leg is killing me
THE LEG KILLED ME
falling with style
i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach
the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier
falling with style omg lol
my thought process before I do anything.
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins